#LikeACollegeJourno

When I miss my staff

I like to pretend The Newsroom is my staff

When my candidate already complains about compulsory shorthand

I’m just like:

When I realize this girl…

IS MAGGIE!

And I’m just like:

And I know, now you’re like:

When someone reminds me I have two weeks until classes, too.

At first I’m just like:

And then I’m like:

When I’m preparing to return to my home

When I heard I actually have a desk this semester

When I anticipate unemployment

When I get to the scene before the cops

I like to imagine them like:

When I ask someone why they’re quitting the paper

They’re just like:

When someone calls me a workaholic