When I want try to use satire
Because a politician is like:

And I try to be like:

And my editor is like:

When I realize I’m supposed to be at event coverage
At first I’m like:

Then I’m like:

And when the rest of me catches up to my brain:

Because a politician is like:

And I try to be like:

And my editor is like:

At first I’m like:

Then I’m like:

And when the rest of me catches up to my brain:
