When I meet a J-School man
I always think:
When I wish we had this in our office
When a source won't call me back
When someone wins an award
And you think they’d be like: But they’re really more humble, like: So we try to be like: Because on the inside we’re all like:
When I think about why I started reporting
Why people think I do it: Why I really do it:
When someone tries to tell me The Onion is...
Intelligent? Maybe. Journalism? No.
When I'm hungover in BOE
From a collaborator.
When I truly appreciate photogs
Because I try to interesting pictures, and it ends up like:
When a reporter tells me they flirt with sources
If it works for them, I just gotta be like: Until it backfires- and then I’m like:
When I start working for a new paper
I’m afraid I’ll feel like:
When I call a source repeatedly because they...
I know they’re thinking:
When I fall asleep in the office
When I have to leave, I’m like:
When a source tells me something really personal...
When I talk about "inches"
And grody people are like:
When I remember I only get four years with these...
When I started as a freshman
The upperclassmen were like:
When it's Thursday of Finals Week
When copy desk finally gets to go home
They’ve gotta be like: or like: or maybe like:
When you almost publish a headline with the word...
And everyone would have been like: *situation courtesy of The New York Times
When I was in elementary school during D.A.R.E.
butitsonsale: Me now: