When someone tells me newspapers are dead
When we get to formal
And everyone acts like we weren’t just in the office together the day before:
When it's the end of the news week
We’re all like:
When someone says they went to formal sober
When I find out my friend reads a different campus...
When the paper ends for the summer
And I don’t have an internship:
When someone tells me they use anything but Gmail
When I'm upset that someone didn't like my article
And my editor is like:
When I get a correction
When politicians or council members know I'm a...
And they’re like:
When I have to keep late logs to 10in and I know...
When making quota isn't good enough
When my source says it's off the record after I've...