October 2012
16 posts
5 tags
When I put everything off to focus on coverage
Oct 17th
14 notes
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(But) When the post-debate discussions and fact...
I’m like: And then I’m like:
Oct 17th
5 notes
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When the debates end
I’m like:
Oct 17th
8 notes
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When the moderator tries to move on
At first the candidates are like: And then they’re like:
Oct 17th
7 notes
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When a candidate gets called on their crap
I just imagine their inner panic like:
Oct 17th
1 note
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When I miss something important because my twitter...
Oct 17th
6 notes
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When Obama can't pronounce Lorraine
Oct 17th
3 notes
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When the candidates talk over the moderator
I’m just like: Because I just picture the moderator like:
Oct 17th
5 notes
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When Romney pretends he's going to lower taxes on...
And I’m like: Uh no. He has said time and time again that he would reduce the top income tax from 35% to 25%. And maybe that’s what he should do, and maybe it’s not - but he can’t pretend that what he’s saying tonight is true. If it were, then he should start with, “I used to think… but now I see…”, or explain what has changed, because this...
Oct 17th
2 notes
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When the candidates pretend they're friends
Oct 17th
1 note
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When the debates are on
Most people: Me:
Oct 17th
9 notes
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When Mitt Romney says he's going to make sure I...
And I’m like:
Oct 17th
22 notes
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When I go to a holiday party
At home: In the office: Thanks to howdoiputthisgently for the perfect gif pair!
Oct 11th
4 notes
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When I want try to use satire
Because a politician is like: And I try to be like: And my editor is like:
Oct 9th
7 notes
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When my source calls someone else back but not me
Oct 9th
16 notes
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When I realize I'm supposed to be at event...
At first I’m like: Then I’m like: And when the rest of me catches up to my brain:
Oct 1st
6 notes
1 tag
When a paid reporter visits to give a lecture
On the inside I’m just going:
Oct 1st
6 notes
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When I was asked to leave for a startup paper
Oct 1st
1 note
September 2012
12 posts
3 tags
When freshmen are worried about the paper's rep
Sep 30th
6 notes
When I don't get the story first
Sep 30th
7 notes
When bloggers talk about newspapers
It’s like:
Sep 29th
11 notes
3 tags
When a source keeps calling back to correct...
Sep 29th
7 notes
5 tags
When I have to get to third floor office on Sunday...
Sep 29th
5 notes
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When I see the Cops reporter I photographed riots...
Sep 29th
3 notes
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When I explain why I'm reading the Mayor's 10-year...
And my friend is like:
Sep 29th
3 notes
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When my friends talk about J-School
Sep 29th
10 notes
4 tags
When (and since) I left the paper
At first it was like: And then it got pathetic, like: But I’ll go to the reunion and everyone will be like: And I’ll try to be normal like: But when I get home:
Sep 29th
9 notes
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When I meet my trainee
I talk about him to other reporters, like:
Sep 14th
9 notes
August 2012
8 posts
When we repost something just too perfect to...
ink-film-nibbles-script: “England is just a small island. Its roads and houses are small. With few exceptions, it doesn’t make things that people in the rest of the world want to buy. And if it hadn’t been separated from the continent by water, it almost certainly would have been lost to Hitler’s ambitions.” — Mitt Romney The Americans: The British:
Aug 31st
105,327 notes
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When I have to speak at the first all-staff...
Before my turn, I just turn to my bp like:
Aug 31st
2 notes
4 tags
When I miss my staff
I like to pretend The Newsroom is my staff
Aug 31st
12 notes
6 tags
When my candidate already complains about...
I’m just like:
Aug 2nd
1 note
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When I realize this girl...
IS MAGGIE! And I’m just like: And I know, now you’re like:
Aug 2nd
5 notes
2 tags
When someone reminds me I have two weeks until...
At first I’m just like: And then I’m like:
Aug 2nd
8 notes
5 tags
When I'm preparing to return to my home
Aug 2nd
3 notes
6 tags
When I heard I actually have a desk this semester
Aug 2nd
5 notes
July 2012
13 posts
2 tags
When I anticipate unemployment
Jul 28th
12 notes
3 tags
When I get to the scene before the cops
I like to imagine them like:
Jul 20th
4 notes
6 tags
When I ask someone why they're quitting the paper
They’re just like:
Jul 20th
16 notes
4 tags
When someone calls me a workaholic
Jul 20th
19 notes
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When I discovered The Newsroom knows my life
It was this moment:
Jul 17th
31 notes
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When I haven't slept
It goes like this:
Jul 10th
25 notes
When you go back to journalism school anyway
journoproblems: JournoProblems - excellent blog with similar-but-post-collegiate theme
Jul 10th
8 notes
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When I accidentally publish a homophone on the...
And the partners are just like: And then they’re like: But let me just say: Do not tell us “journalism is dead” because we published a homophone on our BLOG, ok? None of us has ever had a correction in reporting, so don’t start that. This is an anonymous tumblr blog, for goodness sakes - it’s not that serious.
Jul 7th
5 tags
When I think I'm finished with my centerpiece
My editor is immediately like: And in my head I’m saying: But on outside I’m just like:
Jul 3rd
6 notes
4 tags
When I try to sneak Oxford commas into an article
My editor is just like: And I’m like:
Jul 3rd
20 notes
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When I'm not allowed to use Oxford commas
Jul 3rd
24 notes
3 tags
When I get to pressers
Jul 2nd
4 notes
3 tags
When a paper closes or "cuts down"
Jul 2nd
7 notes
June 2012
11 posts
3 tags
When we're all scrambling to get to a scoop
Jun 29th
13 notes